I don't have time to explain this to you.

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

(Source: jaclcfrost)

smashbros4dojo:

O Smash Brother, Where Art Thou?

Gerudo Valley

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

(Source: sizvideos)

(Source: milokerrigan)

othermaidenoftheblade:

Left: Musa
gnome prankster (bard)
played by my boyfriend (sudo-i)
twin sister of Embyr
around 16 (in human years)
very mischievous, pull lots of pranks, though never gets blamed
born to a very wealthy family
always attended her studies and lessons (by private tutors)
able to play several different instruments
Right: Embyr
gnome tattooed sorcerer (fire elemental bloodline)
played by me (maidenoftheblade)
twin sister of Musa
around 16 (in human years)
very mischievous, likes to set things on fire, gets blamed for Musa’s pranks
born to a very wealthy family
pyromaniac
always skipped lessons
played with fire instead

othermaidenoftheblade:

Left: Musa

  • gnome prankster (bard)
  • played by my boyfriend (sudo-i)
  • twin sister of Embyr
  • around 16 (in human years)
  • very mischievous, pull lots of pranks, though never gets blamed
  • born to a very wealthy family
  • always attended her studies and lessons (by private tutors)
  • able to play several different instruments

Right: Embyr

  • gnome tattooed sorcerer (fire elemental bloodline)
  • played by me (maidenoftheblade)
  • twin sister of Musa
  • around 16 (in human years)
  • very mischievous, likes to set things on fire, gets blamed for Musa’s pranks
  • born to a very wealthy family
  • pyromaniac
  • always skipped lessons
  • played with fire instead
joymelonplant:

This is thequarantinedmailman, my second biggest fan of the week! I see them on my biggest fans list an awful lot. Their blog is very similar to mine, only they are in a different set of fandoms from me. I have fondly memorized their username and recognize it all the time. Check it out and give the blog some love!

Wait….I got a promo? What? *blushes then spontaneously combusts*

joymelonplant:

This is thequarantinedmailman, my second biggest fan of the week! I see them on my biggest fans list an awful lot. Their blog is very similar to mine, only they are in a different set of fandoms from me. I have fondly memorized their username and recognize it all the time. Check it out and give the blog some love!

Wait….I got a promo? What? *blushes then spontaneously combusts*

chaoscontrolled123:

super-who-locked-in:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

"chop kick panda" oh my

frog princess’s design is pretty cute though

What about Kiarra the Brave?

wiseyoungravenclaw:

I didn’t really look like anyone else at my grade school, and the other kids often pointed that out. I have blonde hair, and one day in second or third grade, the other girls told me I couldn’t sit with them because blonde hair was “ugly”, “weird”, and “gross”. Now, this was one time when I simply…