I don't have time to explain this to you.

Somewhere in the 1940s

  • some guy: We would save a lot of money on paper towels if people just dried their hands on their pants. Can we make them do that?
  • some other guy: No, we can't just TELL them to dry their hands on their clothes, we're going to look like jerks.
  • the first guy:
  • first guy again: I've got it! What if we install machines that blow a stale breeze into their hands?
  • other guy: A sort of mechanical "hand dryer"?
  • first guy: Precisely! That way WE'VE seemingly put in our due diligence towards sanitarily drying their hands, and they STILL will pat their hands dry on their pants.
  • other guy: Genius!

frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

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and then LOTR right after

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rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

maidenoftheblade:

i found a fanfic

i have homework to do

help

Do your homework. 

chaoscontrolled123 asked:

virgil x aurek (virgilrek? virgrek? aurgil?)

oceanofsass:

A+ (ironically). 

ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew

you’re all disgusting and i hate you

this is horrible and you should never speak of it again. 

This is why we need Kamala, cuz y’all mofos needs a real parental figure. 

Shawn & Juliet meme → [5] anything you want

      ↳ shawn being juliet’s fanboy

2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

(Source: ronaldswan)

aimeejfc:

some nice things my therapist wrote down for me that i think everyone needs to be reminded of at times

aimeejfc:

some nice things my therapist wrote down for me that i think everyone needs to be reminded of at times

(Source: ayyymayy)

reina5202:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

That last one though